President Obama at the 2013 White House Correspondents'
Dinner
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President Obama last night joined Conan O'Brien onstage at
the Washington Hilton for the annual White House Correspondents' Association
Dinner, and gave his fifth address to the organization of journalists who cover
the White House, and the President himself. In his remarks, the President poked
at himself, as well as some of the news organizations and politicians in the
room. He also showed a spoof promo for Steven Spielberg's followup to "LIncoln," a biopic
called "Obama."
But while everyone had a good laugh during the speech,
President Obama closed his speech on a
more serious note, reminding the audience of the important role the media plays
in American society, especially during times of crisis like the Boston Marathon
bombings and the explosion that killed so many first responders in West, Texas.
Remarks by The President at The White House Correspondents'
Association Dinner
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Washington Hilton
Hotel, Washington,
D.C.
10:14 P.M. EDT
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you. (Applause.) Thank you, everybody.
(Laughter.) How do you like my new entrance music? (Applause.) Rush Limbaugh
warned you about this -- second term, baby. (Laughter and applause.) We’re
changing things around here a little bit. (Laughter.)
Actually, my advisors were a little worried about the new
rap entrance music. (Laughter.) They are a little more traditional. They
suggested that I should start with some jokes at my own expense, just take
myself down a peg. I was like, guys, after four and a half years, how many pegs
are there left? (Laughter.)
I want to thank the White House Correspondents. Ed, you’re
doing an outstanding job. We are grateful for -- (applause) -- the great work
you’ve done. To all the dignitaries who are here, everybody on the dais -- I
especially want to say thank you to Ray Odierno, who does outstanding service
on behalf of our country, and all our men and women in uniform every single
day. (Applause.)
And of course, our extraordinary First Lady, Michelle Obama.
(Applause.) Everybody loves Michelle. (Laughter.) She’s on the cover of Vogue,
high poll numbers. But don’t worry -- I recently got my own magazine cover.
(Laughter.)
Now, look, I get it. These days, I look in the mirror and I
have to admit, I’m not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be.
(Laughter.) Time passes. You get a little gray. (Laughter.)
And yet, even after all this time, I still make rookie
mistakes. Like, I’m out in California,
we’re at a fundraiser, we’re having a nice time. I happen to mention that
Kamala Harris is the best-looking attorney general in the country. (Laughter.)
As you might imagine, I got trouble when I got back home. (Laughter.) Who knew
Eric Holder was so sensitive? (Laughter and applause.)
And then there’s the Easter Egg Roll, which is supposed to
be just a nice, fun event with the kids. I go out on the basketball court, took
22 shots -- made two of them. (Laughter.) That’s right: two hits, 20 misses.
The executives at NBC asked, “What’s your secret?” (Laughter and applause.)
So, yes, maybe I have lost a step. But some things are
beyond my control. For example, this whole controversy about Jaz-Z going to Cuba -- it’s
unbelievable. I’ve got 99 problems and now Jay-Z is one. (Laughter and
applause.) That’s another rap reference, Bill. (Laughter.) I’ll let you know.
(Applause.)
Of course, everybody has got plenty of advice. Maureen Dowd
said I could solve all my problems if I were just more like Michael Douglas in
“The American President.” (Laughter.) And I know Michael is here tonight.
Michael, what’s your secret, man? (Laughter.) Could it be that you were an
actor in an Aaron Sorkin liberal fantasy? (Laughter.) Might that have something
to do with it? (Applause.) I don’t know. Check in with me. Maybe it’s something
else. (Laughter.)
Anyway, I recognize that this job can take a toll on you. I
understand -- second term, you need a burst of new energy, try some new things.
And my team and I talked about it. We were willing to try anything. So we
borrowed one of Michelle’s tricks. (Laughter and applause.) I thought this
looked pretty good, but no bounce. (Laughter.)
I want to give a shout-out to our headliner, Conan O’Brien.
(Applause.) I was just talking to Ed, and I understand that when the
Correspondents’ Association was considering Conan for this gig, they were faced
with that age-old dilemma: Do you offer it to him now, or wait for five years
and then give it to Jimmy Fallon? (Laughter.) That was a little harsh.
(Laughter.) I love Conan.
And of course, the White House press corps is here. I know
CNN has taken some knocks lately, but the fact is I admire their commitment to
cover all sides of a story, just in case one of them happens to be accurate.
(Laughter and applause.)
Some of my former advisors have switched over to the dark
side. For example, David Axelrod now works for MSNBC, which is a nice change of
pace since MSNBC used to work for David Axelrod. (Laughter.)
The History Channel is not here. I guess they were embarrassed
about the whole Obama-is-a-devil thing. (Laughter.) Of course, that never kept
Fox News from showing up. (Laughter.) They actually thought the comparison was
not fair -- to Satan. (Laughter and applause.)
But the problem is, is that the media landscape is changing
so rapidly. You can’t keep up with it. I mean, I remember when BuzzFeed was
just something I did in college around 2:00 a.m. (Laughter.) It’s true.
(Laughter.)
Recently, though, I found a new favorite source for
political news -- these guys are great. I think everybody here should check it
out, they tell it like it is. It’s called whitehouse.gov. (Laughter.) I cannot
get enough of it.
The fact is I really do respect the press. I recognize that
the press and I have different jobs to do. My job is to be President; your job
is to keep me humble. Frankly, I think I’m doing my job better. (Laughter and
applause.)
But part of the problem is everybody is so cynical. I mean,
we’re constantly feeding cynicism, suspicion, conspiracies. You remember a few
months ago, my administration put out a photograph of me going skeet shooting
at Camp David? You remember that? And quite a
number of people insisted that this had been photoshopped. But tonight I have
something to confess: You were right. Guys, can we show them the actual photo?
(Laughter.) We were just trying to tone it down a little bit. (Laughter.) That
was an awesome day. (Laughter.)
There are other new players in the media landscape as well,
like super PACs. Did you know that Sheldon Adelson spent $100 million of his
own money last year on negative ads? You’ve got to really dislike me --
(laughter) -- to spend that kind of money. I mean, that’s Oprah money.
(Laughter.) You could buy an island and call it “Nobama” for that kind of
money. (Laughter.) Sheldon would have been better off offering me $100 million
to drop out of the race. (Laughter and applause.) I probably wouldn’t have
taken it, but I'd have thought about it. (Laughter.) Michelle would have taken
it. (Laughter.) You think I’m joking? (Laughter.)
I know Republicans are still sorting out what happened in
2012, but one thing they all agree on is they need to do a better job reaching
out to minorities. And look, call me self-centered, but I can think of one
minority they could start with. (Laughter.) Hello? Think of me as a trial run,
you know? (Laughter.) See how it goes. (Laughter.)
If they won’t come to me, I will come to them. Recently, I
had dinner -- it’s been well publicized -- I had dinner with a number of the
Republican senators. And I’ll admit it wasn’t easy. I proposed a toast -- it
died in committee. (Laughter.)
Of course, even after I've done all this, some folks still
don’t think I spend enough time with Congress. "Why don’t you get a drink
with Mitch McConnell?" they ask. Really? (Laughter.) Why don’t you get a
drink with Mitch McConnell? (Laughter and applause.) I'm sorry. I get
frustrated sometimes.
I am not giving up. In fact, I'm taking my charm offensive
on the road -- a Texas barbeque with Ted Cruz, a Kentucky bluegrass concert
with Rand Paul, and a book-burning with Michele Bachmann. (Laughter and
applause.)
My charm offensive has helped me learn some interesting
things about what's going on in Congress -- it turns out, absolutely nothing.
(Laughter.) But the point of my charm offensive is simple: We need to make
progress on some important issues. Take the sequester. Republicans fell in love
with this thing, and now they can't stop talking about how much they hate it.
It's like we're trapped in a Taylor Swift album. (Laughter.)
One senator who has reached across the aisle recently is
Marco Rubio, but I don’t know about 2016. I mean, the guy has not even finished
a single term in the Senate and he thinks he's ready to be President. (Laughter
and applause.) Kids these days.
I, on the other hand, have run my last campaign. On
Thursday, as Ed mentioned, I went to the opening of the Bush Presidential
Library in Dallas.
It was a wonderful event, and that inspired me to get started on my own legacy,
which will actually begin by building another edifice right next to the Bush
Library -- can we show that, please? (Laughter.)
I'm also hard at work on plans for the Obama Library. And
some have suggested that we put it in my birthplace, but I'd rather keep it in
the United States.
(Laughter.) Did anybody not see that joke coming? (Laughter.) Show of hands.
Only Gallup?
Maybe Dick Morris? (Laughter and applause.)
Now, speaking of presidents and their legacies, I want to
acknowledge a wonderful friend, Steven Spielberg, and Daniel Day-Lewis, who are
here tonight. (Applause.) We had a screening of their most recent film, Lincoln, which was an
extraordinary film. I am a little nervous, though, about Steven's next project.
I saw a behind-the-scenes look on HBO -- well, let's just check it out. Roll
the tape.
(Video is shown.) (Laughter and applause.)
It's a remarkable transformation. Do I really sound like
that, though, honey? (Laughter.)
Groucho Marx once said -- and, Senator Cruz, that’s Groucho
Marx, not Karl. That’s the other guy. (Laughter.) Groucho Marx once told an
audience, "Before I speak, I have something important to say."
(Laughter.) And along those same lines, I want to close on a more serious note.
Obviously, there has been no shortage of news to cover over
these past few weeks. And these have been some very hard days for too many of
our citizens. Even as we gather here tonight, our thoughts are not far from the
people of Boston and the people of West, Texas. There are
families in the Midwest who are coping with
some terrible floods. So we've had some difficult days.
But even when the days seemed darkest, we have seen humanity
shine at its brightest. We've seen first responders and National Guardsmen who
have dashed into danger, law enforcement officers who lived their oath to serve
and to protect, and everyday Americans who are opening their homes and their
hearts to perfect strangers.
And we also saw journalists at their best -- especially
those who took the time to wade upstream through the torrent of digital rumors
to chase down leads and verify facts and painstakingly put the pieces together
to inform, and to educate, and to tell stories that demanded to be told.
If anyone wonders, for example, whether newspapers are a
thing of the past, all you needed to do was to pick up or log on to papers like
the Boston Globe. (Applause.) When their communities and the wider world needed
them most, they were there making sense of events that might at first blush
seem beyond our comprehension. And that’s what great journalism is, and that’s
what great journalists do. And that’s why, for example, Pete Williams' new
nickname around the NBC newsroom is "Big Papi." (Applause.)
And in these past few weeks, as I've gotten a chance to meet
many of the first responders and the police officers and volunteers who raced
to help when hardship hits, I was reminded, as I'm always reminded when I meet
our men and women in uniform, whether they're in war theater, or here back
home, or at Walter Reed in Bethesda -- I'm reminded that all these folks, they
don’t do it to be honored, they don’t do it to be celebrated. They do it
because they love their families and they love their neighborhoods and they
love their country.
And so, these men and women should inspire all of us in this
room to live up to those same standards; to be worthy of their trust; to do our
jobs with the same fidelity, and the same integrity, and the same sense of
purpose, and the same love of country. Because if we're only focused on profits
or ratings or polls, then we're contributing to the cynicism that so many
people feel right now. (Applause.)
And so, those of us in this room tonight, we are incredibly
lucky. And the fact is, we can do better -- all of us. Those of us in public
office, those of us in the press, those who produce entertainment for our kids,
those with power, those with influence -- all of us, including myself, we can
strive to value those things that I suspect led most of us to do the work that
we do in the first place -- because we believed in something that was true, and
we believed in service, and the idea that we can have a lasting, positive
impact on the lives of the people around us.
And that’s our obligation. That’s a task we should gladly
embrace on behalf of all of those folks who are counting on us; on behalf of
this country that’s given us so much.
So thank you all, to the White House Correspondents for the
great work you do. God bless you all. May God bless the United States of America.
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EDT